Prince Andrew Sweater
Prince Andrew Sweater
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For the person who has everything... except a sense of shame.
Tired of the same old snowmen and reindeer? Introduce some truly festive awkwardness to your holiday gathering with our iconic "Prince Andrew" Alternative Christmas Jumper. This is the ultimate conversation starter (or ender) for those who prefer their holiday cheer with a side of satire.
Product Details:
Premium Material: Made from a super-soft, high-quality acrylic blend. It's comfortable enough to wear all day, even if the questions from your family aren't.
Great Fit: Standard unisex fit. We recommend checking the size guide for the perfect look (whether you're at a Pizza Express in Woking or on the sofa).
Quality Print: The design is professionally applied for durability, ensuring it won't fade or crack – unlike certain alibis.
Ships Fast: Ready to be dispatched quickly, because the festive season waits for no one.
Available in classic, red, white and black.
Crafted from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort, these jumpers make the perfect holiday outfit. With their relaxed fit, you can layer them over shirts or wear them alone.
Check the size guide out in the photos to ensure you order the correct jumper.
The Perfect Gift For:
The friend with a dark sense of humour.
Your favourite political junkie.
The one who always brings the most memorable Secret Santa gift.
Anyone who believes Christmas should be anything but ordinary.
Please Note:
This is a novelty item intended for satirical and humorous purposes. It is not an official product endorsed by, or affiliated with, any royal family or institution. We just make the jumpers; we can't explain the... situation.
A classic styled Sweatshirt with a crew neckline, with twin needle stitching detailing, ribbed collar, cuff and hem.
SHIPPING INFO
SHIPPING INFO
Our goal is print and dispatch your order the very same day of ordering, our packaging is 100% Biodegradable, 100% Recyclable, Sustainably Sourced and Plastic Free Ocean Friendly.
Processing time:
All orders are shipped within 24 to 48 hours of you placing the order using Royal Mail or DPD, depending on the size of your order.
Shipping time:
Typical delivery time frame is between 1-2 Business Days however; you may receive your items much earlier.
All orders are shipped with tracking number so you can track it every step of the way!
Questions about the Shipping Policy should be sent to us at hello@topbootee.co.uk.
RETURN & EXCHANGE
RETURN & EXCHANGE
We offer refund and/or exchange within the first 30 days of your purchase, if 30 days have passed since your purchase, you will not be offered a refund and/or exchange of any kind.
Eligibility for Refunds and Exchanges
- Your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it.
- The item must be in the original packaging.
- To complete your return, we require a receipt or proof of purchase.
- Only regular priced items may be refunded, sale items cannot be refunded.
- If the item in question was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you will receive a gift credit for the value of your return.
Questions about the Refund Policy should be sent to us at hello@topbootee.co.uk.
